Australia’s artists and musicians have been urged to give back to society by putting on some fund raising shows to help out those effected by the changes to the Nation’s superannuation scheme. ”These changes to superannuation are brutal,” said Sky… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells Albo To Think Of The Negative Gearers
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to show some respect and think of the negative gearers before making any changes to superannuation. ”This Government needs to start listening to those who have… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Cost Of Living For Their Low Rating Shows
Niche news network Sky News Australia have blamed Australia’s rising cost of living as the reason for their shows rating so poorly. ”Interest rates and energy prices are going up, so the poor Aussie battler can barely afford to turn… Read More ›
RBA Rules That All Mortgage Holders Must Receive A Kick In The Groin Each Month To Stop Inflation
The Reserve Bank of Australia has ruled that all mortgage holders in Australia must receive a kick to the groin each month in a move that is designed to put a hold on inflation. ”We saw yesterday with Valentine’s day… Read More ›
Low Polling Peter Dutton Warns Colleagues Not To Challenge Or Else
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has warned his colleagues not to challenge him for the leadership after the latest polls revealed that he had made little to no ground on the Government in a year. ”Politics is not… Read More ›
”I’m Not Racist, Some Of The People I used To Arrest Were Indigenous,” Declares Dutton
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has come out swinging over accusations that he is racist. The Dark Lord told reporters that he can’t be racist, as some of the people that he used to arrest were indigenous. ”Peter’s… Read More ›