Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
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Pete Evans Shocked To Learn He Was To Star In I’m A Celebrity Not I’m A Nazi Get Me Out OF Here
Channel 10 and celebrity conspiracy theory peddler Pete Evans have mutually agreed to back out of their arrangement to work together after confusion arose over what the project entailed. The network believed they had hired Evans to star in the… Read More ›
George Christensen Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Foreign Affairs
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a tersely worded email to the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing demanding to be appointed the Government’s official minister for foreign affairs. ”All this talk of a bonk ban in the… Read More ›
Sky News Presenters Keen For An In Person Circle Jerk Following A Lifting Of Restrictions In Victoria
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Launches New Campaign Slogan: ScoMo ’07
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this week launched his parties new campaign slogan: ScoMo ’07. Which he plans on taking to next year’s federal election. ”How good is the new campaign slogan?” Asked Prime Minister Scotty. ”It tested… Read More ›
ScoMo Sees Nothing Wrong With Tradies Being Able To Take Arts Workers Lunch Money
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›
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