Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this week launched his parties new campaign slogan: ScoMo ’07. Which he plans on taking to next year’s federal election.
”How good is the new campaign slogan?” Asked Prime Minister Scotty. ”It tested extremely well with the focus groups, surprisingly the lefties seemed to embrace it more so than our usual base, so that’s a win.”
When asked why he was seemingly taking a slogan previously used by Labor for the 2007 election, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Our slogan, ScoMo ’07 is completely different to there’s. What was it Kevin ’07?”
”I mean ours is ScoMo, everyone loves ScoMo, even the faceless men.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and do a bit of campaigning at Engadine Maccas, press the flesh so to speak.”
Mark Williamson
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