Sky news has gone on the offensive to defend it’s new Sunday night talk show Hitler & Friends, calling critics of the shows, ‘Inner-city, latte sipping Leftie elitists.’ “Look you Lefties only want to hear people who echo your own… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Proposes Burning Green Bags As An Alternate Energy Source
Plastic bag enthusiast Andrew Bolt has called on the Government to consider burning green bags as an alternate energy source as part of the upcoming National Energy guarantee. “What use are green bags,” said Andrew Bolt. “If like me you… Read More ›
Yassmin Abdel-Magied Deportation Reaffirms Miranda Devine’s Belief In God
When news broke that Australian citizen Yassmin Abdel-Magied’s had been deported from the United States filtered through to The Daily Telegraph’s offices, columnist Miranda Devine begun weeping with joy and shouting: “There is a God, yes, there is a God!” “I need… Read More ›
Britain And India Working Frantically To Disown Malcolm Roberts
Officials from Britain and India have strenuously denied that Malcolm Roberts was ever a citizen amid claims that both nations have been furiously burning old citizenship records. “We do have some standards old chap,” commented UK Home Office representative Sir… Read More ›
Mark Latham To Launch Pro-Bullying Initiative ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day’
Former politician and now former televison host Mark Latham has announced to the world that he plans to bring back bullying in schools with the launch of his national day of action ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day.’ Speaking to The… Read More ›
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