Fresh of his Ashes century the plaudits keep coming for West Australian batsman Shaun Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Shaun Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted the… Read More ›
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Cricket Australia Demands Australian Test Team Respect Other Cultures And Embrace Headbutting
Cricket Australia Boss James Sutherland today announced that the Australian cricket team would not be shaking hands with the English team at the end of the remaining Magellan Ashes test matches. Instead the Aussie players would be headbutting the opposition… Read More ›
Shaun Marsh Posts Timely Reminder Of Compromising Pictures He Has Of Selectors
Western Australian Cricketer Shaun Marsh has used the last round of the Shefield Shield prior to the first Ashes test to remind Australian cricket selectors of the compromising pictures that he has of them. “What can we do, I mean… Read More ›
Cricket Pay Negotiations End In Draw After Five Days
The dispute between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers Association has ended with no result after five days of grueling negotiations, much to the satisfaction of the game’s purists. “After five long days of passionate effort from both sides we… Read More ›
Australian Cricket Selectors Name Mitch Marsh Man Of The Series
The Australian Cricket selectors have unanimously agreed that Mitch Marsh is their pick for the Man of the Series award. Despite not being the highest run scorer, leading wicket taker or playing in all four tests. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Renshaw And Cummins To Battle It Out For ‘Nice Young Man’ role.
Patrick Cummins’ arrival in India will trigger a showdown for the much coveted role of ‘Nice Young Man’ (NYM) in the Australian men’s test cricket team. For many years the Australian policy of only having one genuinely pleasant person in… Read More ›
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