Shaun Marsh Posts Timely Reminder Of Compromising Pictures He Has Of Selectors

Western Australian Cricketer Shaun Marsh has used the last round of the Shefield Shield prior to the first Ashes test to remind Australian cricket selectors of the compromising pictures that he has of them.

“What can we do, I mean we know he only averages 30 something in shield but those pictures could ruin us,” said Australian selector Mark Waugh. “We’ve got to pick him.”

“At least when Shane Watson used to bribe us he’d occasionally score some runs.”

It is believed that when Shane Watson retired he passed down to Shaun Marsh the pictures he had of the Australian selectors.

Though the majority of Australian cricket fans are upset and angry at Marsh’s selection one man who stands by the batsman (who’s not related to him) is West Australian coach Justin Langer who said: “Shaun is a terrific cricketer and a great West Australian, therefore he should be picked to play for Australia. Despite his previous form and continued failing under pressure Shaun deserves another opportunity.”

“Now Shaun if you’ll please let my wife and kids go free as per the agreement.”

The first test commences on November 23rd with the first ball to be bowled at 10:30 am and the first Sportsbet advertisement to be aired at 10 am.

Mark Williamson

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