Pauline Hanson claims chocolate company Cadbury’s is bowing down to Islamic extremists by continuing to sell Turkish Delight Easter eggs. “Cadbury’s is making a mockery of the tradition of Easter which is a holy Christian holiday that celebrates when Jesus… Read More ›
Following Saturday’s disastrous result in the Western Australian Election, One Nation’s leader Pauline Hanson has revealed her surprise that less than 5% of West Australians identify as racist bigots. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her shock, saying:… Read More ›
Australia’s newsreaders will head into Tuesday’s Melbourne Cup with wildly diverging predictions about who will win the nation’s most famous horse race. “I always hold back placing my bet until I’ve heard what the breakfast show hosts and the trusted… Read More ›
1970s TV stars “The Banana Splits” have been banned from attending Aussie rules games after fears that morons may hurl band members at indigenous players. “We’ve told security staff to be on the lookout for an elephant carrying a keyboard… Read More ›
The United State’s National Rifle Association has today sent a message to maverick Australian politician Bob Katter to withdraw his election ad that shows Katter shooting dead rival politicians on the grounds of respect. An NRA spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We respect Bob… Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has compared himself to former American President Ronald Reagan when questioned about his low rating as preferred prime minister by breakfast TV presenter Chris Koch. When The (un) Australian asked the prime minister to expand on the comparison, Mr… Read More ›
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