Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has written to the Solicitor General asking about the legalities of staging a military coup in Australia. “As Minister for Home Affairs my duty is to ensure all Australians are safe, secure and… Read More ›
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Former Prime Minister John Howard Discovers Cure For Insomnia
Former Prime Minister and eyebrow enthusiast John Winston Howard has stumbled upon a cure for insomnia. Mr Howard recently filmed an ABC documentary on another former prime minister, Sir Robert Menzies, and test screenings showed it was 100% effective in putting… Read More ›
Targeted Facebook Ads Tells Wanker What His Friends Are Too Polite To Say
A soulless algorithm determining what ads are best suited to him based upon his Facebook profile has managed to inform a Kirrawee man that he is turning into a complete and utter wanker, something his closest friends have been too… Read More ›
Australia Suffers From Bintang Singlet Shortage
In the wake of Virgin Australia and Jestar cancelling flights in and out of Denpasar airport due to a giant ash cloud hanging over Indonesia, bogans from all over Australia are going without their Bintang singlets. Craig Mackenzie from Sutherland… Read More ›
Man Believes His Constant Ukulele Playing Is ‘Fun And Quirky’
Pete McLeod, a 26-year-old Sydney University sociology tutor, truly believes his constant playing of his ukulele at any conceivable opportunity is all part of his “fun, quirky charm”, friends say. “Yeah, given any excuse, Pete will pull out his ukulele and… Read More ›
Comics Await Possible Post-Spill Reshuffle With Trepidation
In the wake of the failed federal Liberal leadership spill, comics around the country are nervously awaiting possible fallout, with a potential Cabinet reshuffle reportedly being their major fear. Carlita Saunders, spokesperson for Australian Political Comics for Cheap and Easy Jokes, said their… Read More ›
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