A man who decided to check out his junk email inbox for the first time in months was surprised to discover he had received hundreds of emails from noted Atheist author Sam Harris. Norm Chompsky, a 32 year old admin… Read More ›
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“18 Year-Old Burqa Wearing Alcoholic Abortionists Public Enemy Number 1”: Fred Nile
Politician, selfie-enthusiast and beret wearer Fred Nile has declared this week that 18-year-old burqa wearing alcoholic abortionists are public enemy number one in the state of New South Wales and has called on the Government to legislate accordingly. Nile currently holds… Read More ›
Government Launches New TV Show ‘Hot Visa Auction Australia’
The federal government will announce in the upcoming budget that they are to start auctioning off immigration visas to the highest bidder — and at the same time film it for the upcoming reality TV show “Hot Visa Auction Australia”…. Read More ›
Christopher Pyne: “I don’t know what the problem is, Tony always asks that I wait in the car”
Christopher Pyne has come out in defence of Tony Abbott today following rumours the Prime Minister snubbed the partner of Australia’s ambassador to France Stephen Brady. The incident happened at the Paris airport on the Prime Ministers visit to France… Read More ›
Kevin Andrews Horrified To Learn Yesterday Wasn’t The Christine Milne Roast
Federal Minister for Defence and hair dye advocate Kevin Andrews was horrified to learn that yesterday wasn’t the day of the Christine Milne roast. Milne had announced she was stepping down as Greens leaders, to which Andrews tweeted: “Does it really matter who will… Read More ›
Britain Votes 2015: Miliband Holds Rally At Crematorium
The leader of her majesties most loyal opposition, Ed Miliband, will attempt to recreate the viral success of his unveiling of a cenotaph by holding a last ditch election rally at a crematorium in Surrey. On Sunday, Miliband posed gave… Read More ›
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