The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) has taken the unprecedented step of lowering the cost of purchasing food and drink at the venue ahead of the launch of this year’s AFL Season, following a new sponsorship deal with Nanna’s berries. The… Read More ›
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Government Introduces Two Tiered ‘Priority’ And ‘Metadata’ Stamps
In a move that is sure to shock your parents, the Cabinet has approved Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s proposal to increase the cost of stamps from 70c to $1. A stamp, for those born after 1991, is a little sticky… Read More ›
Grizzly Bears Refused Entry At Bear Bar
A group of grizzly bears visiting from Canada became enraged when they were turned away from the new Bear Bar on Oxford Street in Sydney. The Bear Bar is a pop-up bar set up as part of the Sydney Mardi… Read More ›
Internet Goes Viral
In a shock turn of events this week, a panel of internationally renowned medical experts have declared to that the internet has “gone viral”. The announcement was made at a press conference by Médecins Sans Routeurs (Doctors Without Routers). The… Read More ›
George Brandis Amazed At Sudden Popularity
Attorney-General and book shelf aficionado George Brandis opened up his email account today and was greeted with 48,598 unread emails. The sudden influx of emails combined with the government’s rise in the opinion polls has Brandis bursting with pride over his… Read More ›
Andrew Daddo’s ‘Spirit Guide’ Favourite To Win I’m A Celebrity
TV personality Andrew Daddo has been voted off the reality show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. However his “spirit guide” is now favourite to win. The spirit guide became known after Andrew Daddo would walk down to… Read More ›
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