The author of the classic “To Kill A Mockingbird”, Harper Lee, has shocked fans by admitting that her upcoming novel will be a work of fan fiction based on characters from the popular vampire fiction franchise “Twilight”. “I know people were hoping… Read More ›
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Wyatt Roy Starts The No Tonys Allowed Club
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name… Read More ›
Anti-Halal Spokesperson Stunned To Discover You Can’t Just Make Shit Up
A prominent anti-halal campaigner has expressed shock and dismay after discovering that you can’t actually just go around making up random shit to defame an entire religious group. The moment of shocking realisation came for Kerrie Bigot, who runs the… Read More ›
Disaster On Set Of New Channel 10 Show Gogglebox
Troubled broadcaster Channel 10 has suffered a disaster on the set of their new show Gogglebox, the show which consists of watching people watch TV. It was tipped to be a big winner for 10, as it was a huge… Read More ›
Terror Suspect’s Video Gets Shortlisted For Tropfest
A short video made by Sydney terror suspects Umar Al-Kutobi and Mohammad Kiad has won praise from Tropfest organiser John Polson after making it into the final 16 of the world most prestigious short film festival. “This year’s signature item… Read More ›
Weekend (un)Australian: Qantas To Crack Down On Ugly People
Qantas has warned that it is about to get tough on ugly people who try to enter any of its airport business lounges. From April 1, lounge managers will exercise their right to refuse entry to those who don’t meet minimum standards of… Read More ›