Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›
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Confusion As ScoMo Revealed To Be Confusing The Exorcist With The Bible
Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist. ”Scotty was a little red faced when it… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Reminds Voters That His Trophy Says He Stopped Boats Not Children
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children. This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention… Read More ›
Joyce Tells Farmers To Not Worry About The Mice Plague As It Doesn’t Affect The Miners
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs and self-appointed ”leader” of the Nationals Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the… Read More ›
Josh Frydenburg Caught Trying To Commune With Thatcher
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg was spotted sneaking into his home study last night, carrying what looked suspiciously like a Ouija board under his arm before locking the door, a source close to the Morrison government’s “numbers man” told The (un)Australian. The… Read More ›
Petless Couple Lavish Creepy Amounts Of Attention On Their Children
Friends of a petless Kirrawee couple are concerned that they may be overcompensating for their lack of a cat or a dog by obsessing over their children. “You go over to visit and like the kids are just running around… Read More ›
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