The Sky News team has spent the week celebrating after their coverage of the Liberal leadership crisis resulted in record ratings for the network. They even came close to breaking the elusive double-digit viewers mark. “What a great week we… Read More ›
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Dutton Family Scrabble Night Ruined After Peter’s Failed Challenge
The Dutton family’s weekly Scrabble night was ruined this week after the family’s patriarch Peter launched an unsuccessful challenge against his Daughter. “Everything was going along swimmingly until Peter decided to challenge his daughter’s use of the word fewer,” said… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Returns To Cabinet As Minister For Affairs
Scott Morrison has announced that much maligned former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will return to cabinet as Minister for Affairs. “No one in this Government has the experience of having affairs like Barnaby,” said Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “We… Read More ›
Australian Army Name Tony Abbott 2018’s Sniper Of The Year
The Australian Army over night named former Prime Minister Tony Abbott it’s 2018 Sniper of the year, at the annual Army awards night. “We are witnessing a sniper that is truly at the top of his game,” said an Army… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Celebrates Book Week By Dressing Up As A Dick-Tater
Despite being in the middle of a leadership challenge former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has taken the time to celebrate Book Week by dressing up as his favourite character a Dick-tata. “One can not stress the importance… Read More ›
Country Of 25 Million Shocked To Learn That 35 Of Them Think Peter Dutton Would Make A Good PM
25 million Australian’s are in shock today after learning that 35 of them believe that former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton would make a good Prime Minister. “I was a bit stunned to be honest,” said a person… Read More ›