Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has rushed to call American President Donald Trump, vowing that he would shirtfront Malcolm Turnbull on President Trump’s behalf. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott spoke of his conversation with President Trump, saying “When… Read More ›
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Abbott Worried The Government Is Losing Touch As No Princes Knighted
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken a break from his self-imposed ban on sniping and undermining the Government, to snipe and undermine the Government declaring that the Turnbull Government risked ‘losing touch with the people.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
PM Turnbull To Reshuffle Cabinet In A Game Of Three Card Monte
The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Takes Back Friendship Bracelet From Tony Abbott
South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
Turnbull Looking Forward To Mowing George Christensen’s Lawn Over Christmas
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›
George Brandis’ Coffee Table Resigns Following A Clash With His BookShelf
Attorney-General George Brandis has today issued a statement announcing that the coffee table in his office has offered its resignation. The resignation, which Mr Brandis has accepted, follows repeated clashes between the table and the Attorney-General’s bookshelf. Speaking to The (un)Australian, coffee… Read More ›