Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott took a break from not commenting on the election result today to comment on the election result by saying that, in the event that should something happen to Malcolm Turnbull -say he were to… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Tipped To Challenge Fake Tradie
Former Prime Minister and passionate onion eater Tony Abbott has been canvassing colleagues to ascertain if he has the numbers to challenge the Liberal Party’s Fake Tradie. Fake Tradie has taken the social media world by storm since he debuted… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›
Tony Abbott To Stay In Parliament To Help Stop Boaty McBoatface
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Sends The Senate To Its Room With No TV Privileges
The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
Johnny Depp’s Dogs Refuse To Rule Out Running Against Barnaby Joyce
Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›
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