A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
Tony Abbott
Christopher Pyne: “I don’t know what the problem is, Tony always asks that I wait in the car”
Christopher Pyne has come out in defence of Tony Abbott today following rumours the Prime Minister snubbed the partner of Australia’s ambassador to France Stephen Brady. The incident happened at the Paris airport on the Prime Ministers visit to France… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Knights Newest Royal
As Prince William and his wife, the Duchess of Cambridge, welcomed a baby girl to their family, Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced that the latest addition to the royal family would be given a damehood to recognise her overwhelming contribution to… Read More ›
Government To Recall Minister For Women Over Australia’s Appalling Domestic Violence Record
The Tony Abbott-led government has today announced that it will be recalling Australia’s minister for women over the country’s disturbing record that has seen two women, on average killed per week this year through domestic violence. The (un)Australian spoke to the PM about… Read More ›
Australians Boycott Bali Over Death Penalty Now Holidaying in Texas
The people of Australia have reacted angrily to the execution of two of its citizens by the Indonesian Government with calls to boycott popular tourist destination Bali and instead holiday in more compassionate destinations such as Saudi Arabia or Texas…. Read More ›
Sacking Journalist For Fact-Based Personal Opinions ‘No Biggie’, Says Human Rights Commissioner
Human Rights Commissioner, Tim Wilson, a long-time advocate and defender of freedom of the right sort of speech for all the right sort of people, has said he sees no problem with SBS sacking long-serving sports reporter, Scott McIntyre for… Read More ›