Scientists have released the results of a long range study that has found that the first work week of the year is in fact the longest, no matter if you start the week on a Monday or a Thursday. ”This… Read More ›
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Dutton Condemns Melbourne Traffic After His Aston Candidate Faces A 40 Minute Drive To Get To The Electorate
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade… Read More ›
Perrotet To Compensate All Gambling Premises Affected By Train Disruption
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has apologised to all gambling venues in NSW that were affected by yesterday’s train disruption and promised them all compensation for any losses. ”To all the pokies operators, keno runners, TAB’s and cock ring… Read More ›
Country Folk Finally Feel City’s Pain After Wind Blows Traffic Jam Into The Bush
People living in the New South Wales country have gotten a taste of how tough life is for Sydney people after strong easterly winds blew a traffic jam into the state’s central west. “We’ve spent the past few weeks surrounded… Read More ›
Motorist Refrains From Honking Horn
In a stunning turn of events a motorist in Sydney’s CBD didn’t honk his horn after being momentarily inconvenienced by another motorist. Robert Prendergast was near the beginning of his journey home from work when he was unable to proceed… Read More ›
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