The Liberal parties leading propaganda piece The Herald Sun has today alleged that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has links to former American President John F Kennedy’s assassination. The alleged links come despite Premier Andrews having been born in 1972, a… Read More ›
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Barnaby Calls For Vic Premier To Allow Exemptions To Lock Down For Those Wishing To Bonk
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
World’s Introverts Declare Melbourne The World’s Most Live Able City
The World Association of Introverts (WAOI) have declared today via press release that they consider the Australian city of Melbourne as the World’s most live able city, following news that parts of the city has been put in to lock… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Labels Victoria A S***hole
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›