Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight.
”How dare the people of Victoria not listen to me and insist on voting for that evil Dan Andrews,” snarled Peta Credlin. ”Sure, Matthew Guy is unimpressive but it’s not like he’ll be in charge, I will.”
”I say jump and all Liberal politicians say how high Peta.”
When asked why, given how low her Sky News show rates would anyone let alone a politician would listen to her, Peta Credlin said: ”Because I know how to lead the country, I’ve been PM before you know.”
”Sure, history will show that it was Tony Abbott in charge but we all know that I pulled the strings.”
”And, to all those saying that my Government was the worst of all time I say to you Scott Morrison.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to egg Dan Andrews place, just waiting on my get away driver, Tim Smith.”
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