Co-US President, Donald Trump, has told the Ukraine to think about ending the war with Russia by bandying together and building a Disney World Kyiv with an accompanying Trump resort. ”People would flock to Disney World Kyiv, especially if you… Read More ›
A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›
The world stands on the brink of having to watch a whole new season of M*A*S*H as leaders decide how to respond to Kim Jong Un’s testing of an intercontinental ballistic missile. “If war breaks out the west will have… Read More ›
A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›
Labor defence spokesman Stephen Conroy has launched a successful invasion of China armed only with a large wooden club. “Someone had to show China it couldn’t just thumb its nose at the rest of the world,” said a wild eyed… Read More ›
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