The Australian Landlord’s Association has called on all Tenants currently in a rental to start up a Go Fund Me account to raise funds for the Nation’s Landlords adversely effected by today’s rate rise. ”Today is such a dark day… Read More ›
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Young Libs To Be Punished By Being Forced To Join The Westpac Grad Program
The two members of the Gold Coast Young Liberals who made a video that included racist slurs against indigenous people are set to be punished later this week by being forced to join the Westpac bank graduate program. “This is… Read More ›
Frydenburg Promises To Flog Westpac With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
Australian Farmers Urged To Give Generously To Struggling Banking Executives
Australia’s farmers currently dealing with bush fires and drought have been urged to put their hands in their pockets to give what they can to Australia’s struggling banking executives. “Our poor banking executives are really doing it tough,” said an… Read More ›
Westpac Rate Rise Not Westpac’s Fault; Economy Was Asking For It
Westpac’s rate rise has been defended by CEO Brian Hartzer, in light of the fact that, “sometimes when the economy says no, it really means yes.” Westpac have raised interest rates by 0.2 percentage points, despite no move from The… Read More ›
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