Opposition leader and enthusiastic Voldemort cos-player, Peter Dutton, has sent his apologies to the organisers of last weekends women’s marches, telling them that he was busy washing his hair. ”I know it may appear that I do not have any… Read More ›
Women
Howard Shocked To Learn That Women And Minorities Are Allowed To Vote
Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Christian Porter To Cover For Him On Day 2 Of The National Women’s Summit
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his alleged colleague Christian Porter to cover for him on Day 2 of the National Women’s Summit, after the PM delivered the keynote address on Day 1. ”Today was a lot of… Read More ›
Deputy PM’s Chief Of Staff On Leave With RSI After Answering His Bosses Father’s Day Cards
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s Chief of Staff is on leave this week with a severe case of RSI, after they spent the weekend answering the Member for New England’s Father’s day cards. ”A virile man like myself has a… Read More ›
Laming, Porter And Joyce To Advise The PM On How To Relate To Women
Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women…. Read More ›
ScoMo Defends Barnaby’s Reputation With Women: ”He’s Impregnated 2 Of Them”
Prime Minister ScoMo has hit the media trail to defend his deputy (for now) Barnaby Joyce’s reputation with Women, telling all who will listen that Barnaby is great with Women, as he’s fathered 4 and impregnated 2. ”I know a… Read More ›