The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq.
A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the decision to ban Australians travelling to Bali by saying, “Look they go over there, upset the locals with their excessive drinking and aggressive bargaining, I mean seriously just pay the two dollars for the Bin-tang singlet! Then they expect us or 60 Minutes to bail them out, I mean look at Corby?”
Australians do have a sordid history in Bali with the aforementioned Schapelle Corby being jailed for 20 years for attempting to smuggle in marijuana, The (un) Australian reached out to Schapelle Corby’s sister Mercedes for comment, however all Mercedes said was, “What are you paying?”
When asked where Australians looking to party should head to the government spokesperson suggested, “I hear Syria is good this time of year.”
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