President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State.
Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his plans for the show, saying: “I’m very excited to find my next Secretary of State via my show Celebrity Apprentice. For too long we’ve appointed diplomats and former First Ladies, now we are going to make America great again with a celebrity as Secretary of State.”
Mr Trump talked up the planned contestants, saying: “We have some great people booked, Snookie from the Jersey Shore she’ll be there, she’s a real fighter and not too shabby on the eyes. Mike Tyson will be a contender, could you imagine him staring down China at the negotiating table, I know who my money’s on. Plus so many more great people and I promise no women will be on the show unless they’re at least an eight.
“Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and make a list of all the people who doubted me so they can be tried for treason.”
President Trump’s inauguration will be held on January 20th. The new series of Celebrity Apprentice will air on January 21st, although it remains clear how many episodes will air once President Trump gains access to the nuclear weapons codes.