Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR

Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules.

“I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also having him on the show will make Pete Evans look quite reasonable and sane compared to Hitler.”

When asked whether promoting an extreme right-wing genocidal dictator was a wise move the spokeperson said: “Whilst we don’t condone all of Mr Hitler’s beliefs we do believe he has a right to be heard. Channel 7 has given a voice to Pauline Hanson, Mark Latham and Blair Cottrell and we will continue to scrape the bottom of the barrel in an effort to be your number one news network.”

My Kitchen Rules will air from the end of January with hologram Hitler expected to take on the Russians with the winner moving on to the final where they will compete for world domination.

Mark Williamson

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