Sex obsessed middle-aged creep, Kyle Sandilands, famous for once talking to a teenage rape victim on-air about her sex-life, has been appointed Australia’s official moral compass.

In a move that’s been celebrated in Sydney but ignored in Melbourne.

”Kyle’s a good-bloke you know, he tells like it is and takes no crap,” said Central Coast Tradie Ian Boner. ”Australia would be a better place you know, if more people listened to Kyle.”

‘”Especially the chicks, they might put out more, yeah, nah, yeah.”

When reached for comment on creepy Kyle’s appointment as a moral compass, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said: ”Kyle tells it like it is and my sources tell me is quite popular at speaking to the young folk.”

”Sure, he has his flaws, I know I’d like to hear a bit more Radio Birdman on his show, but no one’s perfect.”

As part of his appointment all touring comedians and bands must make an appointment to kiss Kyle’s ring before booking a tour of Australia.

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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