The Coalition has announced today that they will soon be releasing their policies for the next election with regards to women. They explained that the minute that Linda Reynolds’ law suit against rape victim Brittany Higgins concludes then they will show the public their policies.
”Wait till the women of Australia see what we have planned for them,” said a Coalition Spokesperson. ”We learnt our lessons last time we were in Government and will endeavour to make Australian women great again.”
”Tony Abbott won’t be the minister for women, however he might be an ambassador.”
When asked whether it was a good look for the Coalition for one of their Senators to be suing a rape victim, the Spokesperson said: ”Well Linda is a victim as well.”
”She’s had her feelings hurt and had to fork out to haver her office couch steam cleaned.”
”Ladies, you need to start thinking more about Liberal Senators instead of yourself.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Peter has asked me to source a reference book, do you know where I can pick up a book called The Handmaid’s tale?”
Mark Williamson
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