The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to make it illegal in Australia to sell gingerbread people without baked on genitals, in an effort to combat wokeness.
”I’ve had a bloody gutful, what is this country coming to when I can’t tell if I’m eating a gingerbread man or woman,” ranted the member for New England. ”It’s ridiculous, so, Peter Dutton and Myself will ensure that Parliament’s first order of business is dealing with gingerbread genitals.”
”Think of the kiddies, they shouldn’t be confused over what goes in their mouth.”
When asked why in the middle of a cost of living crisis is the gender of gingerbread people something that the opposition wants to focus on, the member for New England said: ”You inner-city elites don’t know how important genitals are to us rust belt, salt of the earth farmers.”
”The farmers in Buderim who grow the ginger they want to know if it’s for gingerbread men or women.”
”I also want to know what I’m putting in my mouth, sure the men with their gingerbread schlongs are better value for money but, give me a bite of Mrs gingerbread any day of the week.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Sharri Markson and I will be having a 2 hour discussion on the issue of gingerbread genitals tonight on Sky News, have a gander.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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