NSW’s beleaguered train network has put out a statement to warn that the State’s run of inclement weather could lead to travel delays or actual improvements to the service. They can’t clarify which as they genuinely have no idea.

”Look, I’d say expect delays but you know the trains may actually run on time as there will be less people using them,” said a Sydney trains Spokesperson. ”Who knows, it’s always a crapshoot with the network.”

”One things for sure, rain, hail or shine your train probably won’t be on time.”

When asked what it would take to fix the beleaguered system, the Sydney Trains Spokesperson said: ”Money. I mean let’s face it the whole system is held together by band aids and masking tape.”

”You want a World class train network you have to invest in it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s 11 am I’m due my 3 hour lunch break.”

Mark Williamson

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