“Sure this unseasonal Autumn heat wave is just one more harbinger of the rapidly developing ecological crisis that could see average temperatures hit the safe limit of 1.5 degrees,” admitted Michelle Green, a Sydney-based CSIRO scientist specialising in climate change… Read More ›
The arrival of the first chilly morning of the year has prompted that hard bastard who hasn’t worn a shirt since September to consider opening up his wardrobe and dusting off a singlet or two. “It’s time to put away… Read More ›
With the thermometer hitting forty degrees in parts of Sydney this week Campsie Nanna, Betty Simpkins considered for a moment taking off her cardigan due to the heat, before deciding not too. Just in case she got a chill. Speaking… Read More ›
International cyber hacking experts believe a recent breach in the security of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s computer system can be traced back to the Chinese government wanting to steal plans for the construction of their own Tim Bailey. “China… Read More ›
Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›
Socially awkward people, tradesmen and elevator passengers across the nation are hoping for the trend of hot and humid weather to continue over the coming week, thus enabling the easy facilitation of non-controversial conversations. “Mugginess is pretty much the holy grail… Read More ›
