With the thermometer hitting forty degrees in parts of Sydney this week Campsie Nanna, Betty Simpkins considered for a moment taking off her cardigan due to the heat, before deciding not too. Just in case she got a chill. Speaking… Read More ›
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China Hacks Bureau Of Meteorology In Attempt To Build Their Own Tim Bailey
International cyber hacking experts believe a recent breach in the security of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s computer system can be traced back to the Chinese government wanting to steal plans for the construction of their own Tim Bailey. “China… Read More ›
Coogee Beach Takes Off On Backpacking Holiday
Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›
Socially Awkward People Hoping Bad Weather Continues
Socially awkward people, tradesmen and elevator passengers across the nation are hoping for the trend of hot and humid weather to continue over the coming week, thus enabling the easy facilitation of non-controversial conversations. “Mugginess is pretty much the holy grail… Read More ›
Climate Scientists Resolve To Just Get Really Drunk From Now On
The world’s climate scientists have responded to the release of a major new report by collectively resolving to spend the rest of their time, before global warming-induced eco-holocaust renders human civilisation unsustainable, getting really, really drunk. “We’ve just gotten sick… Read More ›
Increasing Storms In Teacups Not A Result of Climate Change
The government have been making more and more frequent references to extreme weather events localised to delicate crockery. These so-called storms in teacups are, according to the government, in no way related to climate change which totally doesn’t exist. Environment… Read More ›
