Australians have woken up this morning to the shocking news that former Labor/Liberal Democrat/One Nation turned Independent politician, Mark Latham, has managed to pull a root.

News of Mr Latham’s root was revealed in court documents.

”A lot of Australians including you freaks at The UnOz said I was unrootable,” said Mr Latham. ”Well, jokes on you, not only did I manage to pull a root but it’s been documented in court.”

”Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

When asked for his thoughts on the charges that he is facing, Mr Latham said: ”You dumb arses know I can’t comment on court proceedings.”

”Dear God, I weep for the stupidity of journo’s these days.”

”Anyway, I’m off to call John Howard and see if he’s been getting any lately.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Categories: Politics

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