Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid.

”It’s early days yet but just last night the anger emanating from Sharri Markson alone was enough to power the entire West Coast, from Albany to Broome,” said Scientist Bunson Berner. ”It’s ironic really that with Bolt, Murray and Bronwyn Bishop we are replacing fossil fuels with, well, fossil fuels.”

”I’d try to explain that joke to the Sky News crew but it may break them.”

When asked if Sky News’ anger was a sustainable resource, Bunson Berner said: ”Sharri Markson is 41 years old and we predict that by just whispering the words Palestinian state into her ear for the next 10 years we can generate enough power to last the country for centuries.”

”Heck, if we can convince the network to rehire Mark Latham we may be able to export to other countries.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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Tags: Albo, Andrew Bolt, Anthony Albanese, auspol, Bunson Berner, Fossil Fuels, Insiders, Macron, Net Zero, Paul Murray, Peta Credlin, QandA, Renewables, science, Sharri Markson, Sky News Australia, The Government