Australia’s creepiest freaks are tipped to bandy together and challenge the Government’s decision to ban under 16’s from social media, claiming it impinges on their rites.

”The Government can’t take this away from us, who will we chat with online?” Asked an anonymous creep on Reddit. ”What do they expect me to do, leave my Mum’s basement and head on up to schoolies and act like a toolie?”

”I can’t deal with the Queensland sun, it will hurt my eyes.”

When asked why he would seek to chat with those under 16 online, the Reddit creep said: ”It’s nothing sinister or wrong I just like to chat to kids, women my age don’t get me.”

”It’s innocent enough, we talk Pokemon, and other stuff and as we’re online I’m not breaching any court sanctioned orders.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost 3 and school’s out.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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