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Scott Morrison Rebrands Department Of Human Services To Department Of First World Problems
The Australian Minister for Social Services, Scott Morrison, has launched the rebranding of the Department of Human Services to the Department of First World Problems. The rebrand comes on the back of comments this week that social services like paid… Read More ›
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Royal Commissioner Dyson Hayden Reveals ‘I’m Tony Abbott’s Biological Father’
Dyson Hayden, the former high court judge in charge of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Corruption, has revealed that in addition to accepting an invitation to a Liberal Party fundraiser and having links to the Liberal Party, he is… Read More ›
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Ronald McDonald Responds To Cash For Comments Allegations
Community leader Ronald McDonald has responded to criticism that his endorsement of the family restaurant McDonald’s is one that has been solicited through cash payments. Documents leaked to The (un)Australian highlighted that the beloved entertainer has been receiving payments from the… Read More ›
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Ashley Madison Hackers Probably Just Need To Get Laid
The affair matchmaking website Ashley Madison has been attacked by hackers this week in what has been deemed by IT analysts as, “a clear cut case of some nerds who really need to get laid.” The website provides a platform… Read More ›
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Ant-Man Tops Box Office Despite Being Really Stupid
Marvel’s latest big screen adaptation of a comic book hero, Ant-Man, has achieved top spot in its box office takings despite being really, really dumb. Marvel continues to be a juggernaut of box office with Iron Man, Captain America, Thor,… Read More ›
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Three Growling Rottweilers Approached This Frightened Woman In The Street. You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened next. The incident threatened to spill over into a heartwarming viral video where your expectations about a stereotypically frightening incident are subverted. The unlikely result giving you pause to consider that the world is an amazing… Read More ›
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