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Gold Coast Titans To Be Rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’
The NRL has today announced that the scandal ridden Gold Coast Titans will be rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’ the new name will also incorporate a lucrative sponsorship deal with a rising Mexican drug cartel the Headless Chickens. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Claims Peta Credlin’s Marriage A Leftist Conspiracy
Australia’s self professed most-read blogger and bias expert, Andrew Bolt has today spoken of the marriage between the Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff Peta Credlin and her husband, federal Liberal Party director Brian Loughane, condemning it as a leftist conspiracy to bring… Read More ›
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Oscar Winners Who Abuse Their Moment In The Sun To Be Fired Into Actual Sun
US space agency NASA has entered into an agreement with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to install a rocket onstage at next year’s Academy Awards so that winners who use their 45 seconds of attention to do anything other… Read More ›
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Australian Government Lists Roy Morgan Research As A Terror Group
The Australian government has today listed Roy Morgan Research and a number of other polling agencies as terror organisations. The government warning citizens not to access their polls as they promote divisiveness and fear, particularly among government backbenchers. A government… Read More ›
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Abbott Calls On CSIRO To Build A Time Machine So He Can Take Out Hitler
Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
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Nanna’s Removes Packets of Frozen Used Syringes From Supermarkets After Hepatitis Scare
Dessert maker Nanna’s has confirmed that packets of its popular treat Frozen Used Syringes have been recalled after some batches may have been infected with Hepatitis A germs. “We are urging consumers are to return any packets of our Frozen… Read More ›
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