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• Global Warming Solved After One Tenth Of Outrage Over Get Up Ad Is Directed At Actual Climate Change

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›

• Perrier Worships Barnaby Joyce For Inventing Even Better Way To Scam Money Out Of Water

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Executives from the bottled water companies Perrier and Evian have bowed down to former Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce for finding an even better way to make money out of water than themselves. “Oh Barnaby Oh Great… Read More ›

• Ray Hadley Holds Press Conference Behind The Toilets After School To Deny Bullying Allegations

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else. “I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against… Read More ›

• PM Says “Have A Go Like Winx” As Nation Encouraged To Whip Slow Workers And Shoot The Injured Ones

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison has turned to champion racehorse Winx as inspiration for Australians to get in and have a go, saying a poor dumb animal who gets shuffled around and forced to perform with no actual idea of what it’s doing… Read More ›

• Treasury Forget To Unlock Lock Up From Last Year’s Budget… Horrified Staff Discover Starving Journalists Feasting On Corpse Of Kerrie O’Brien

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/04/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Horrified treasury officials unlocking the lock up room ahead of tonight’s federal budget made the gruesome discovery that they had forgotten to release last year’s journalists from the lock up. “We thought the parliament house press gallery had been awfully… Read More ›

• WARNING: The Unoz Is Being Sued And You May Be Too For Sharing Our Articles

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/04/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Sorry to get serious, but Peter Dutton is using a loophole in New Zealand’s new anti online hate laws to bring legal action against The UnAustralian and this may pertain to anyone who has shared certain stories of ours. Basically… Read More ›