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The Last Hobbit Film, Five Armies, To Be Split Into Five Separate Films
Peter Jackson, director of the wildly successful movie adaptations of JRR Tolkien’s thinly veiled racist allegories, has announced this week that the final instalment of The Hobbit will be made into five separate films. Each movie will run for approximately… Read More ›
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Lazarus to Pyne: ‘Take A Hint!’
In what appears to be a very bad day for Christopher Pyne, Senator Glenn Lazarus has publicly rebuffed the education minister’s text-ual advances. “Please, meet me for coffee or a drink” Mr Pyne sent Lazarus in a text message sighted… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Gives Gender-Appropriate Gifts To Good Boys And Girls
Decked in a dark red coat and white-cuffed trousers, Cory Bernardi was spotted flying over roof tops delivering presents to all the good boys and girls. Flown by six white boomers, Bernardi could be seen making a list and checking… Read More ›
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Abbott Dismisses Verbal Gymnastics As Simply An ‘Obfuscation Surplus’
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refuted claims his confusing word choices are a game of verbal gymnastics, claiming he is simply employing an “obfuscation surplus”. He said alternate claims made by media and the Labor party had a complete… Read More ›
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens… Some Bigots.
The hotly anticipated trailer for the next installment in the popular cinema series Star Wars was released last weekend amid a flurry of wild speculation and racism; something that rarely happens on the internet. Fans of the iconic franchise began dissecting every detail of… Read More ›
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No Beard, No Tattoos, No Job!
A hole in the wall coffee shop, located in a hidden alley-way, behind a warehouse, next to a train line, in the inner city Sydney suburb of Marrickville has this week been accused of discrimination after refusing to hire 19 year… Read More ›
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