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“Not Another One Of My Favourite Comedians” Says No-one About Craig McLachlan
Not a single comedy fan across the country has expressed dismay at revelations of sexual misconduct levelled at one time stand up comedian Craig McLachlan. “First Bill Cosby, then Louis C.K and now Craig McLachlan; where’s it going to end?”… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Eggs Found In School Sandpit
Wildlife experts have identified the eggs found in a Laurieton school sandpit as belonging to a Peter Dutton and have removed them to a safe place for hatching. “Peter Duttons slither in during the night and lay their eggs in… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2017
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›
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Donald Trump Names Penrith As Australia’s Capital City
Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›
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Forlorn Sam Dastyari Waits At Cheviot Beach For Chinese Submarine
Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›
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Beer Coaster Shortage Threatens Major NSW Infrastructure Projects
The NSW government is facing a planning crisis after a strike at Australia’s largest beer coaster factory has left it with no available surfaces on which to nut out the details of multi billion dollar infrastructure projects. “How the hell… Read More ›
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