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“Parliament So Much Nicer Without Those Freaks From The Lower House” Says Senate
After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›
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China Constructing Artificial Sam Dastyari In South China Sea
China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Increases Primary Vote By 8000%
Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›
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Zimbabweans Demand Nation Be Renamed Something Beginning With The Letter “A”
Tired of always being the last country to march into the stadium at the Olympics, the people of Zimbabwe have taken to the streets after the deposing of Robert Mugabe demanding the new government change the name of the nation… Read More ›
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Bob Katter’s 150 Different Personalities Form Own Parliament
Far North Queensland politician Bob Katter has vowed to form his own House of Representatives next week using the 150 separate personalities from inside his own head. “I had to kick a couple of them out for being dual citizens… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Begins Fact Finding Tour Of Zimbabwe
Tony Abbott has landed in Harare for the start of a short tour of Zimbabwe where he hopes to learn more about the East African nation’s model for changing the head of the government. “As a Rhodes scholar I’ve always… Read More ›
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