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Concussed NRL Players Unable To Remember Details Of Scandals They’ve Been A Part Of
Rugby league’s concussion epidemic is at crisis point with many former players confessing they have no memories of any of the major off field scandals they were involved during their playing days. “People tell me that I once bit a… Read More ›
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Coles Workers To Lose Weekend Penalty Pizza Toppings
The Fair Work Commission has reduced the amount of toppings that Coles workers get on the pizzas they receive for doing unpaid work on Sundays. “You used to get a full super supreme pizza for doing unpaid Sunday work but… Read More ›
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Trump Demands Germany Repay Cost of Making “Hogan’s Heroes”
Angela Merkel has rejected claims from Donald Trump that Germany owes the US vast sums of money to cover the costs of producing the TV show “Hogan’s Heroes”. “This show is one of, in fact the most important docu-dramas about… Read More ›
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South Australia To Be Powered By Outrage Over Coopers Video
Steam coming out the ears of self righteous twats offended by the Coopers Light/Bible Society viral video will be harnessed to create electricity and stored in giant batteries, announced South Australian premier Jay Weatherall yesterday. “The average inner city beardo… Read More ›
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Sydney Burgled As Everyone Attends Adele Concert
Thieves made use of the weekend’s Adele concerts to break into a vacant Sydney and steal everything of value, according to Police. “Sydney got home after the show to find the windows wide open and all the silverware missing,” said… Read More ›
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‘Fake’ Doctor Exposed By Neat Handwriting
A man who posed as a doctor in the NSW health system for more than a decade has been betrayed after writing prescriptions that were way too easy to read. “We got suspicious that this guy wasn’t a real doctor… Read More ›
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