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George Pell Offers Milo Yiannopoulos A Job At The Catholic Church
Cardinal Pell has come to the rescue of besieged Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos with an offer of a position as a youth worker within the Catholic Church. “I’m confident that Milo can convert his following of alt-right boys into… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey Makes TV Show About Yanks Killing Pharlap
Ambassador Joe Hockey has proudly announced that the first episode of his new cable TV show about Australian US friendship will focus on the time the American poisoned Pharlap. “I couldn’t think of a better way to commemorate 100 years… Read More ›
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Kim Jong Un’s Other Brother More Than Happy To Let Him Have The Top Bunk
The other brother of Kim Jong Un has eagerly offered the North Korean supreme leader the coveted top bunk in the bedroom they share following the mysterious death of their other brother at a Malaysian airport. “Jong Un has always… Read More ›
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Australia Converts To “Shampooed And Conditioned” Coal
Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›
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Australian Dogs Outraged At $5.6m Salary Of Australia’s Top Postman
Dogs across Australia have reacted angrily after hearing that the head of Australia Post Ahmed Fahour is being paid a whopping $5.6 million a year. “I’m furious that the head of an organisation dedicated to coming onto my turf dressed… Read More ›
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George Christensen In Tears After Learning Best Mate Cory Is Moving To A Different School
George Christensen broke down in tears in the parliament house playground yesterday after learning that his best mate Cory Bernardi would be moving away to a different, more conservative school. “We found George sitting on the monkey bars blubbering away… Read More ›
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