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Sex Party Leader Sprung In Monogamous Relationship With Wife
The leader of the Australian Sex Party has resigned after being caught conducting a scandalous long term stable marriage with his wife. “I’ve let the party down, I’ve let the voters down… but most of all I’ve let my outrageously… Read More ›
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Voters Discover They Can Direct Their Own Preferences
The entire first month of the election campaign has been revealed to be a total waste of time after Australian voters found out that they can choose for themselves where to direct their preferences. “You mean all this bollocks about… Read More ›
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Moderate Guns Condemn Acts Of Extremist Guns
America’s law abiding guns have released a statement condemning the gun involved in the Orlando mass shooting saying that the actions of the vast number of peaceful guns shouldn’t be judged by the actions of a violent few. “Out of… Read More ›
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Robert Borsak Opens Pop-Up Pulled Elephant Burger Bar
NSW Shooters and Fishers MP Robert Borsak has added to the variety of street food available in Sydney by opening a pop-up pulled elephant burger stand in Newtown to share his love of eating the tasty pachyderms. “There’s nothing I… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Releases Video Showing He Was Raised By A Single Trade Union
Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
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Crime Gangs Concerned Members May Be Consorting With Rugby League Players
Leaders of some of Sydney’s largest criminal organisations are keeping a close watch on gang members after rumours emerged that many have been seen socialising with rugby league players. “Our blokes are simple, hard working thugs and standover men who… Read More ›
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