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Orangutan Shot After America Falls Into Its Cage
The world watched in horror as zoo officials were forced to shoot dead a 200 pound orangutan after America accidentally fell into its cage. “We just couldn’t be sure what the beast intended to do with America once he had… Read More ›
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Greg Hunt Assures UN That Australia’s Dodos Are Alive And Well
Greg Hunt has assured the United Nations that Australia’s dodo population are thriving and there is no need to place them on a list of endangered species. “Everything’s fine down here, we’ve got dodos up the wazoo,” said the Minister… Read More ›
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Devil Sues Donald Trump For Overselling His Soul
An investigation into background checks has begun in Hell after it was found that some clients were exaggerating the quality of the souls they sold to the Prince of Darkness. The investigation was launched after flags were raised about Donald… Read More ›
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Aerogard Named As Major Sponsor For Rio Olympics
Mosquito repellent manufacturer Aerogard has signed on to become the major sponsor for the Australian team for the upcoming Rio Olympic Games. “We are pleased to announce that every athlete competing in the green and gold will be slathered in… Read More ›
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People Of NSW Sacked And Replaced With Administrators
Mike Baird has sacked the citizens of New South Wales and replaced them with 7 million Coalition-approved administrators. “The people of this state have become ungovernable and I’ve taken the decision to boot them out and install a citizenry that… Read More ›
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Australians Favour Live Export Of Barnaby Joyce To Indonesia
A new poll shows over 99% of Australians are in favour of exporting Barnaby Joyce live to Indonesia. “I’d be willing to go down to the docks and help load him onto the boat in person,” said New England voter… Read More ›
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