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Liberal Voters Ask For Refund On Prime Minister
In a mass case of buyers remorse, Liberal voters across Australia are seeking refunds on their purchase after the “Malcolm Turnbull Prime Minister” failed to do what it promised. ACCC spokesperson Melinda Crummy told The (un)Australian that Australians by law… Read More ›
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Campbell’s Release Barnaby Joyce Flavoured Inbred Tomato Soup
Campbell’s Soup company has released a new line of Barnaby Joyce-flavoured inbred tomato soup in time for winter. “We’re delighted that Johnny Depp has come on-board to help promote our new variety of slightly thick vegetable extract,” said Campbell’s head… Read More ›
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Giggling Mike Baird Approves Use Of Medical Marijuana
Mike Baird seemed to be in high spirits as he stumbled out of the basement of parliament house brushing the air frantically around him with both hands to announce that a trial of medical cannabis will be starting in NSW…. Read More ›
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Angry Anderson Not Wishing He Was A Tribesman In The Hills Of Afghanistan As Often As He Used To
Angry Anderson, senate candidate for the Australian Liberty Party, has admitted that he spends far less time wishing he was a tribesman in the hills of Afghanistan than he used to back in the 1980s. “I’ve got to admit I… Read More ›
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Hamburglars Not Getting Paid Weekend Penalty Rates
Australia’s hamburglars are being denied thousands of dollars a year in wages due to a sweetheart deal cut between their employer McDonald’s and the Associated Hamburger Pinchers and Caped Stripey Shirt Wearers Union. “The company knows that peak hamburger stealing… Read More ›
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David Feeney’s Tenants Get Surprise Property Inspection
A Labor MP claims there is no connection at all between the property inspection he ordered for the tenants of his $2.3 million investment property with and the erection of a sign in support of a rival Greens candidate on… Read More ›
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