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Trump Thinkpiece Bursts Out Of Chest Of Internet Commentator
Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›
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Spider Overpopulation Causes Rising Web Prices
Sydney’s spider plague has been blamed for a sharp rise in the cost of webs, with many generation Y spiders facing the prospect of being permanently priced out of the web market. “This has been a great summer in terms… Read More ›
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New Book Claims Peta Credlin Re-Gifted Flowers To Mrs Abbott, Virginity To Mr Abbott
A new book by a Canberra insider has revealed rumours that former prime ministerial chief of staff Peta Credlin re-gifted a bunch of flowers to Margie Abbott and her virginity to Tony Abbott. “Tony Abbott once said that virginity is… Read More ›
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Cyclists Can Play in The Backyard But Not On The Main Road Says Duncan Gay
The NSW Transport Minister is happy for the state’s cyclists to ride their bikes in the backyard and maybe down at the park but is adamant that they won’t be allowed to ride on the busy roads. “We can’t allow… Read More ›
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History Channel Already Preparing First “Trump Week” In Year 2086
Foxtel’s History Channel is starting to make a series of documentaries about presidential candidate Donald Trump in preparation for the inaugural “Trump Week” that will be a highlight of its programming schedule in the year 2086. “We’re going to be… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Seeks Counselling After Being Called Names
South Australian senator Cory Bernardi is feeling hurt and depressed after parliament bully Bill Shorten picked on him and said mean things about his homophobia. “I can’t help being a homophobe and often feel like jigging parliament because of all… Read More ›
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