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Football Commentator Loses Tight Struggle With How To Pronounce Kyrgyzstan
SBS football panelist Jason Culina admits he was surprised with the difficulty of his opponent after going down in a narrow contest with how to pronounce Kyrgyzstan in last night’s World Cup qualifier in Canberra. “I thought I had it… Read More ›
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Australia To Build More Detention Centres To House Refugees From Other Detention Centres
The Australian government has announced that it will be building several new detention centres to house the influx of refugees expected to flee from Australia’s current detention centres. “Wherever people are denied basic human rights and subject to brutal violence… Read More ›
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Reason Having As Much Success With Anti-Vaxxer As It Has With Every Other Idiot
Reason reports that it is determined to continue to use common sense and well thought out arguments when countering the claims of anti vaccination campaigners, despite finding that the method is as ineffective in this situation as it has been… Read More ›
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Leyonhjelm Arrested After Letting Off Flare In Parliament
Police have promised to treat David Leyonhjelm no differently than any other Western Sydney Wanderers fan after the Liberal Democrat senator was arrested for setting off a flare during Question Time. “Despite antagonising some sections of the force by suggesting… Read More ›
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Western Society To Ignore Rich Musical Heritage and Spend Next Two Months Playing Nothing But Christmas Carols
Western Society has confirmed that once again it intends to chuck centuries of musical accomplishment out the window and spend the next two months assaulting the world with nothing but freaking Christmas carols. “If you go out anywhere in a… Read More ›
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Two Pigs Dressed As A Doctor The Source Of Bacon Cancer Study
The World Health Organisation has retracted a study that revealed a connection between bowel cancer and bacon after an alert staff member discovered that the doctor presenting the results was actually two pigs dressed up in a long white lab… Read More ›
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