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Rebel Farmer Vows To Continue Selling Unpasteurised Cyanide
Despite concerns that it may harbour unhealthy bacteria a Tasmanian farmer will continue to defy the law and sell unpasteurised cyanide to his growing band of customers. “Nothing tastes better than a nice mug of almondy cyanide fresh from the… Read More ›
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ISIS Leaders Split Over Whether To Strip Terror Victims Of Citizenship
Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has expressed dismay that details of a heated cabinet meeting in the terror organisation has been leaked to the press. “I would have thought it was pretty obvious that every innocent member of the… Read More ›
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Abbott Says Popes Are Visually Awful And Bad For Your Health
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
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Every Small Shop In Australia Now A Thai Massage Place.
With the closure of Revesby takeaway chicken shop Clucky Country, the Australian Chamber of Commerce has confirmed that every small shop in the country is now devoted to supplying Thai massages. “I though that there might be enough of a… Read More ›
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Reclaim Australia Insists They’re Not Racists, Just Bigots
The Reclaim Australia group has issued a press release today denying they are a bunch of racists, insisting they would prefer to be called the correct term of “bigots”. The press release came in the form of a poorly filmed YouTube video featuring… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey’s Wife Threatens To Sell Her Canberra Home Should Laws Be Changed
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey’s wife, Melissa Babbage has today announced that should parliament change the laws that allow politicians to stay in their spouses homes in Canberra whilst paying rent to the spouse, then she will sell her Canberra home… Read More ›
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