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Next Mad Max Film To Be Filmed Entirely On Sydney’s Peak Hour Roads
After the overwhelming success of a promotion adjacent Sydney Harbour yesterday morning, Mad Max: Fury Road director George Miller has announced the next sequel will be shot entirely on every motorway during 6-9 am and 3-7 pm through 2016 in… Read More ›
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Bjorn Lomborg Moves Think Tank To Mountain Top, Just In Case
Danish economist Bjorn Lomborg has announced that the Australian arm of his Copenhagen Consensus Centre will be relocated to the University of Thredbo, Australia’s highest at 2000 metres above sea level, on the off chance that his theories on climate… Read More ›
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Australian Surgeons Perform World’s First Halal Certified Heart Transplant
A team of surgeons at the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne have successfully completed the world’s first halal certified heart transplant. This procedure has traditionally been too difficult perform, as to certify any heart halal, the donor must have been… Read More ›
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Budget 2015: Young Unemployed Only Forced Into Four Weeks Of Prostitution
The federal government announced last night that young people who lose their jobs will only be forced into prostitution for four weeks before they are eligible for unemployment benefits, instead of six months as expected. Speaking off the record, spokesperson for the treasurer,… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Guide To How The 2015 Budget Will Affect Your Ugly Family
Everyone knows the budget is the most important federal document to ever be entrusted in Joe Hockey’s meaty paw. Class warfare is a zero sum game and the budget determines whether you arm yourself for revolution or tell a bunch… Read More ›
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Peter Costello Declares: ‘I Could Have Been Queen Of England!’
Former treasurer and serial smirker Peter Costello has told The (un)Australian in a soon to be published interview piece, that, had circumstances been different, he would have been declared the Queen of England. He also spent a lot of time talking… Read More ›
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