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Breaking: Joe Hockey Spends Budget Savings On Magic Beans
A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
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(un)Australian Reporter Sacked For Lack of Social Media Controversy
The third journalist in as many weeks has been fired for inappropriate online comments today after it was revealed to editors of The unAustralian that one of its reporters had posted yet another banal family happy snap on Facebook. Human Resources… Read More ›
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Vladimir Putin Marries Pippa Middleton
In what is being seen as a very clever diplomatic move, Russian strongman and old-fashioned love machine Vladimir Putin has today wed Pippa Middleton in a glittering ceremony at the Kremlin. The (un)Australian today spoke with Professor Rhys-Rhys McStephens… Read More ›
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Ed Miliband’s Mother Brings Up How Well David’s Doing Over Lunch
Marion Kozak, human rights campaigner and mother of David and Ed Miliband, has made several casual comments about how well David is doing over lunch with Ed. “Davey’s organisation is doing such wonderful work in the Congo,” Ms Kozak opined… Read More ›
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UN Defends Itself Against Accusations Of World Conspiracy By Pointing To ‘Long History Of Ineffectiveness’
The United Nations has hit back at Tony Abbott’s business adviser Maurice Newman’s claims that global warming is a UN-lead conspiracy to usher in a new world order, pointing out how their structural impotence prevents them from effecting any legitimate change. “The United… Read More ›
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Canberrans Furious That ABC Documentary ‘Parliamentary Question Time’ Portrays Them As Idiots
The mayor of Canberra has lashed out at the ABC for showing the fly on the wall documentary series Parliamentary Question Time, saying the show unfairly focuses on the worst residents of the city. “Canberra is a city full of… Read More ›
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